I am Sephiroth, son of Jenova. You are nothing but a mere pebble in my path.
Your superior stupidity amuses me not.
Really? That's too bad...
(Sephiroth quickly slashes Kefka but Kefka avoids)
Stay put you damn clown!!
Clown? I'd prefer the title 'insane maniac'
(Sephiroth casts Ultima on Kefka, but he emerges unscathed)
My, my Sephy. Is that the best you can do?
Shut up idiot!
I'll stress it again, 'insane maniac' please.
I don't care! Safer Sephiroth change!!
Oooh! Pretty birdy! I hate pretty birds! I hate people!! I hate everything!!!
Insolent being, now you'll now the meaning of pain...
Must...kill...pretty...bird....Light of Judgement!!
(A lightning bolt pierces through Sephiroth)
Aaargh!! Good move clown, but let's see how you handle Super Nova!!
What do you mean cassanova? Are you implying that I'm a cassanova??
(A meteor whizzes towards the sun, but it stops directly above Kefka and Sephiroth)
What? This can't be!!
Too bad Sephy. Looks like I'm not a cassanova after all
You....no, I realise now that by replying to your idiotic remarks, I'm putting my intelligence on the same level as yours.
What? Does this mean that you don't wanna be friends?
Oh well, then you won't mind if I do this....
(Kefka drops the suspended meteor on Sephiroth)
Now that you're as flat as a pancake, you don't need to talk much. Pancakes....yum...The Winner:Kefka