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Chrono Cross Cult of Kefka |
 So, you’re gonna be my opponent today huh? I must warn you, if I die, all the women in the world will grieve!!They won’t have time to grieve for you when they’re gawking at meDon’t worry, I’ll make sure it doesn’t happen by defeating you(Irvine lets loose some rifle shots at Edgar, but Edgar manages to avoid them. Edgar retaliates by closing in on Irvine and with a quick slash of his sword, destroys Irvine’s rifle) Damn!!!!Now that you’re unarmed, you might as well give upHey look, there’s a bunch of girls there!Where? Where!?(Distracted, Edgar was open to Irvine’s punch, and he lost his sword as an added bonus) Hah, now we’re both unarmedOww…I despise you for using such an underhand tactic. Hey, there’s a group of teenage girls rushing at you!Huh? Where??(This time, Irvine was distracted and he was open to Edgar’s punch) Heh, you really think that girls will chase you while I’m around?You think you’re such a babe-magnet...then why don’t you have a girlfriend or even a wife?Umm....uhh....well, there’s Figaro Castle to take care off...and my brother Sabin as well....You just can’t admit that you’re not as good a babe-magnet as I amYou? Babe-magnet? Please, you must be joking. And you too don’t have a significant other to show itErr....well, a sniper’s life is always lonely and...I don’t get out much and.....uhh....You’re just making up pitiful excuses to cover it up. I don’t know why I’m wasting my time with you(Edgar whips out one of his tools and tries to attack Irvine, but instead brings up a cloud of dust. As it clears, a well-placed bullet ends Edgar’s life) Snipers may be lonely, but we get the job doneThe Winner:Irvine Kinneas |